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Feb 7th: Ignore The Date


I'm making this like a few hours after the day ended so... don't look at the date. :wink:

Laura went home today after the vote was cemented onto her. There were even quite a few pre-votes for her. I wonder if the Tuamotus Sweetheart leaving is a forewarning of what's to come in the near future for this game. Voting out all the nice in a tribe will quickly soon bring out the deplorables.

So some general comments about today:

- Hotdog barely got his bun saved today only because Laura was wanted out more toward the end. However he now is a likely candidate to go home next, and it wouldn't be shocking if he left this week before merge. He also is wanting to go after Liz, which a lot of people are starting to warm up to the idea of, but they either don't know how to target her, or they want to wait a bit longer for a time to strike. I think unless Liz overplays the next few days, she should still make the merge, and once the cast merges then perhaps be an early merge boot, or mid-boot. Obviously she is my winner pick, and is a good player, but I'm also realistic. If she manages to make it to the end after having a powerful presence from the very beginning, she deserves to win over anyone else. Anyway, long story short Wardog is slowly moving back to my shitlist. For likeability he keeps metronome-ing back and forth with me. I have come to the conclusion to assume him speaking in 3rd person is a trait of the IRL Wardog, in which case I'll say it again: fucking stop that bitch :gun:
- Rocker somehow got Taiphobia and it is rather unfortunate and random. Doing that and more proves him not to be as popular anymore with many lurkers, but it shot Jessica up in his place. So that's a good look for her, especially after redeeming herself in this challenge which was her last one on Tanzania.
- Taiphobia in general is getting pretty high. Between him, Wardog, and others, I have a big feeling that a vet will go home next no matter which tribe loses the next immunity challenge.
- Jed continues to be a boring asshole.
- Michael used the "my mouth is watering" quote and he told me in IM "I know where it is from, I listened to the podcasts" and I'm just here shaking my head because he did not see the whole receipts. He ain't got no primary source for that. I'll give these newbies about a week of peace after their post-game reunion before I taint them with my trash and show them what me and Ali did. I'm an annoying Tanz, this is what I do best. Plus if Michael is a fan of my villainry as he says it is... then he should deliver soon.
- I'm oddly jealous of the episode titles being quotes from the losers who go home since that didn't happen last season.
- Right now I'm about 50/50 on whether I want a newbie or a veteran to win. Whoever is the better player is what matters most to me however.
- I really wish Matt would post more. He only has 27 posts total in the entire forum. I do love me some inner thoughts in the confessionals, so it would be nice to hear his plans in his own words as opposed to interpreting it from IMs and the one mandatory confessional he chooses to write. That's why I'm still very much into players like Michael or Alexis who provide good confessionals.
- Wasn't Sherri a target? Or like, wanted to be targeted by someone? I want to say Wardog of all people, I dunno. But still, I really hope she doesn't go soon. Her, Michael, and Alexis are the three newbies left that I would HATE to see leave pre-merge.
- 2N delivers still with her reaction pics at tribal council lmfao.
 

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Feb 8th: Nani the fuck

Literally wtf.

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So, basically, how it went down for the Jed vote was really chaotic and there were about 4 possible targets that it could have been, but then two camps came into existence for Jed or for Wardog to be voted out. Eventually the votes fell on Jed. And that's what you missed on Stranded.

But no really, the lead up was already chaotic enough (which I missed because of a cute boy who's worth more of my time anyway), and the vote was hectic since a lot of things changed last minute, but where things got REALLY interesting was the immediate aftermath. Once Jed took his place in the Bottom Row Bitch Club, people wanted answers, and bitches got really shook the fuck up.

People like Liz were super pissed off about what transpired. We got Missy out of nowhere claiming that it orchestrated this vote, and people believe it, even though Missy is ON THE OTHER TRIBE. The majority who really voted off Jed haven't a clue why or how that happened, but if I was one of them, I'd run with it. But seriously, how fucking dumb are these broken condoms to believe that Missy was the one who made the Jed vote happen? That bitch is going to really make merge, I swear on Mary and Joseph's bare asses.

I'm living for a Wardog/Ronald duo. They might become super close due to this. I'll cheer them on if one of them pops the question and makes it official! Ronald is also starting a cult so I'll be filling out my application shortly after this. Ronald voting out his partner is also a classic, I'm glad the lurkers are warming up to him now finally.

The fact that Tai might have saved himself possibly is also a remarkable development that happened in the same timeframe. Teapot might have shifted their target off of him for the time being. Michael bought the immunity even though he didn't really need it. He claims he did it so Tai couldn't grab it, but I personally feel it was overkill and all it did was waste a lot of coins, gave himself unwanted attention, and highlighted in public that Michael and Matt were close. Maybe Michael just doesn't know, or got paranoid, but Matt is probably the safest person out of his entire tribe right now; everyone else is someone else's Top 3 to get out, essentially.

Liz called Missy a "crusty used sock" in all caps, and I respect her for that.

Liz is also on the warpath for Sherri, and that is going to be an immediate oopsie if she makes it too known. Especially if they land at tribal council for a 3rd time in a row... Liz's chances of staying get thinner and thinner by the day. Some people, like 2N, want to keep her around still, and want to use her as a meat shield essentially. So, unless Liz tries something really fucking dumb, she should probably still be able to make the merge. However, like I said before, I think she is most likely an early merge boot once people can finally get the whole gang to kill her.

Tai's stance on idol finding is honestly such a mood. Well for me at least, is because of the fact you have to buy clues. Doesn't feel like you found an idol. Ugh. Still hate StrandedCoin. Rocker is still off his rocker about Tai. Last about Tai; for someone like him who keeps being refered to as a troublemaker, I really wish this "troublemaker" would write more about what he really thinks in his confessionals. I'm starving for information right from his mind.

Jessica (at least right this second) feels like she's playing a lot better now and seems to have a grasp of the situation at hand. Hosts be sweating at the thought of a Discord ORGer makin' it far and makin' the plans :crine: Honestly I'm not sure how she'll do come merge, probably a mid-merge boot I'm guessing if she doesn't make it to the end. Out of the three Tanzanians she seems to be doing well for herself so far. Just have to keep your position.

Yes, when Aurora said "I hate clocks" I did think of the variety that is used for alarms.

Missy continues to have the worst reads possible, how do you fuck up reads that badly. Also, I need this creature to pop off soon. Already gave us exciting drama in the form of claiming Jed's eviction, but I need more direct things. Knowing Missy, it won't stop at nothing to find an idol, so that concerns me since unlike Tanzania where it seemed almost everyone was searching for idols, hardly anyone here on either tribe has actually bought clues. Some are shared among allies, yes, but I still feel that Missy will win the Teapot hidden idol, much to my personal dismay. However... Missy having and using an idol down the road could lead to some potential entertainment, so, as long as it doesn't kill anyone I'm rooting for, then have at it.
 

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Feb 10th: The slow pink Pukaroa tribe jumped over the lazy Wardog.


Yeah that was a shite title but I just wanted something unique with Warthog in it to honour him. (Also this was supposed to be posted last night but I went to sleep and didn't, so this is now a mix of my thoughts from late last night and now)

So holy fuck what a day it was. The challenge happened, and Liz practically said to everyone "I was throwing it", and then Matt almost sinks it for the entire tribe. We got Marquesas and Vanuatu as tribes now, but most importantly, Pukaroa lost AGAIN for the 3rd time in a row. Shamwow got his wish and his partner Wardog is no more. I enjoyed his expletives as he left TC, btw. Gonna miss metronoming between loving and being irritated by him. Especially going to miss his confessionals, sigh.

Liz and Matt fighting were a highlight of the immediate aftermath of Wardog's vote.

Missy bullshit as usual. Also, it is targeting Alexis now, so that's going to be rather interesting. And in general is just flip flopping and hollering around as usual.

Jess' pussy is leaking all over the damm floor and the IM's and she gotta chill a little bit. I'd stan Michael if he tried the "is gay but flirt with straight woman" strategy with her, but something tells me he wouldn't be able to be the sexy lumberjack that she desires.

Ronald stepping up to the plate, douchebro lite. I like his position.

The fact that Stephannie is taking this so personally, lmfao. Sorry, contrary to what you think all of what happened was iconic. Nobody is out there killing your firstborn, this ain't personal sis. Chill. She now has Aurora on her shitlist, so that's one more enemy for Aurora if she makes merge. If Aurora makes it that far, she's definitely gotta be an early merge boot, if not the merge boot. Also,
Stephannie wrote: Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:54:01 am Her entire vendetta against Missy has always been about Missy grabbing immunity at the F16 Prisoner's Dilemma and sending her home last season.
This girl has NO idea what she's talking about.

Allie seems like she will still be very close and tight with Liz right now, but even Allie doesn't want to be labeled as super close with Liz for the fear of her own target growing due to association with Liz, who is starting to get a fuckton of heat. If Allie decides to drop Liz, then Liz is done for (pre-merge speaking). I don't think Liz realizes just how much thin ice she is on. Pukaroa needs to win this next challenge badly or else my winner pick is definitely in big danger. Which is gross, we don't want that.

Sherri's reads on Jessica are very enteratining to me since she never met her, and it's the opposite vibe of what I'm feeling from others who know her. Sherri should wake up to Alexis more.

Matt's game is finally not perfect because of the Wardog vote, but I don't think he's out for the count. I think that under normal circumstances, he'll still make it far into merge.

Pukaroa is going to collapse hard if they go to tribal tonight.

Only 4 partnerships remain in the game: Alexis and Elizabeth, Allie and Aurora, Matt and Missy, and Michael and Jessica. I wonder if those people will have further targets on them or not. I don't think Allie or Aurora will be the last duo to get it, but then again it's been a crazy season so far so who knows.

Shamar wrote: Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:53:39 pm Im a down his luck college rugby coach whos best years looks wise are behind him
^ what the fuck is with Stranded players and being coaches or were coaches!? That, and teachers tbh. Stranded alum being coaches/teachers is like Big Brother alum and Texas A&M.

I think Tai will get the auction immunity on his tribe, assuming nobody from Pukaroa will get it. If Tai gets it and gives it to Stephannie, then Liz or Allie will be looking real bad if they lose for a 4th time. Liz really rustled everyone's jimmies with her vote or with her throwing the challenge. I'll defend Liz, as a friend and a comp thrower who hold 100% no regret doing that. Stay mad hoes.

After TC tonight, it will be F14. Merge is highly suspected to be at F14, so who knows what will happen afterwards. Not to mention Wednesday is the second last workday in the Stranded week, so it might happen tonight or not, we'll see.
 

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Feb 11th: Missy ded.


Anyway yeah about Missy, the bitch dead. The creature got keelhauled, and is no mo'. At least it was the most entertaining TC to date for this season, and thank god the whispers made a re-appearance! I was waiting for when that would happen, and I knew based on the crazy shitstorm that happened before the vote that there would definitely be whispers anyway, but Missy was definitely gonna be using that whisper just like in Tanzania.

So... Rangiroa huh? It's gold and looks very sheen, I like it. I suspect that it will be like my season, where they only merged right before the challenge started, or some crazy shit like that. And let me tell you... that whole challenge and merge was LEGENDARY (RIP Chelsea though) and my goodness, this will be entertaining for the ages.

However, some things might go differently than expected. But, if it were to go like how it did on Tanz, then they still could compete as different tribes for a "tribal immunity" at the first merge vote or so, but I am positive that the next person leaving will be part of Rangiroa.

Rangiroa... what funny name can I come up with for Rangiroa? What are some R names..... rancid, ranger, rangiroar, roar, raincoat, rinkle (wrinkle). Eh, the short form will probably just be Roa or something I suspect.

Anyway, let's dive into some things. Let's get to talking about the F14!

After the Missy vote, the people who were left out of that vote were obviously pretty pissed off. It's never a good feeling on multiple levels when you are left out of a majority vote. Jessica is one of those people, and this bitch is getting more paranoid by the minute because of that (well, not solely because, but rather in addition I should say). She needs to really relax, but not totally abandon her post. It was fucking hilarious that she also fucked up that whisper too, haha some things never change. I'm not sure Shamwow noticed that accidental Jess whisper to him or not. I mean, he probably didn't even know he was at tribal council. He's just a goat now, thru and thru.

Aurora is... continuing to be an interesting person. Miss her vid confessionals though. She is extremely paranoid and I personally think she's one of the few people who could be considered for a merge boot. Or if not, then an early merge boot. She's a "safe" vote. A "default" if a main plan can't work or if people aren't ready to make a big move or blindside against a stronger player.

The fact that people were hesitant to vote out Alexis says quite a bit. It might have also been the fact they just didn't want to listen to Missy or care, but it was also that they didn't want to get rid of Alexis. That is good for her since she will have her people at merge, and except for a couple of people like Liz, she doesn't really have a lot of enemies. She does have a growing target as a threat, but from what I see, it is nowhere near being dangerous.

Tai did some major sucking up to Missy before the vote but... yeah. Amazingly, against players and lurkers' beliefs, he somehow managed to skate by to the merge, congrats to him. He is likely another "safe" or "default" vote, although I think more people want to actively target him rather than Aurora.

Michael being funny in his confessional wanting to toy with Jessica, and then right after wants to take credit for the Missy vote (which is also funny because, you know, irony) AND make a threat against a threat? This boy is making my vital regions pretty damp. Sorry Winston :heart: I'm pretty excited nonetheless to see him get to work for merge. I hope he makes it far!

Hope continues to be sweet, but alas, she's pretty alone now. At least she has Tai, but since we're about to head into merge, he is a sinking ship. Hope has to hop somewhere else fast if she wants a chance. Maybe she could become a free agent if she plays her cards right.

Rocker is underrated IMO, for both players and lurkers. I don't think he's a great strategist, but he's definitely interesting to watch. His and Jess' relationship is something I'm going to be trying to watch especially. Rocker is weird though when it comes to talking about him here, because it feels like I have something to say, and then you get to typing and you realize... huh, not much going on here. Since he made it to merge, I think if he just tries to stay in line for a little bit, he could sneak his way to the mid-merge.

Allie is really getting more and more tired of Liz by the day, if her confessionals are anything to go by. Who knows what that relationship will turn into once merge happens and people start to play more individual games. I feel as though Allie will try to stand her ground with other newbies, personally. But she also wants to be connected to Aurora since they are one of the only 3 remaining partner duos left in the game, but, girl... Aurora is someone you don't want to be publicly attached to. Then again, that partner idol is tempting... it feels like a lose-lose situation in a sense. I know there are some players who could turn this situation into a win (having a "default" vote as your partner), but I don't think Allie is that player.

Elizabeth wrote: Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:52:26 pm Missy, you dry cunt scab. Go fucking suck off a cow, you fucking waste of space. Thanks for the final shout out. Bye ho. Cant play with the reputation you continue to up hold. Why say my name in your final goodbye? Shows me you’re a fucking loser, always have been, always will be. Obviously obsessed. I wasn’t even there. Glad it wasn’t Alexis or Jessica. Let’s fucking do merge already
Liz always comes thru with the quotes. Cunt scab is revolutionary. Absolutely Elizabeth is one of the biggest names heading into merge, and it's a roller coaster being a Liz stan, since her target is only growing bigger and bigger as she continues to be a big force in the game. She has been playing hard since Day 1 and if she makes it to FTC, she'll be hard to win against. However, I don't know if she has someone as loyal to her as me in Tanzania. I really did plan to go all the way with her if we both made merge. Here, I feel that all of her allies, even the closest to her, have at one point in time or another, expressed discomfort on some level with her, whether minimal or to the point of wanting a blindside in the near future for her. Here's hoping personally that she makes it!

Matt finally a threat, no longer #1 for the trope of "being strategically/socially really important without having a target" since he does, from my perspective, finally have a target. Having said that it is still super small, especially compared to everyone else. Like, everyone knows about Michael/Alexis/Sherri being some of the best newbies for that kind of stuff, but Matt is only starting to finally get a couple eyes on him here and there, but it still is nothing too big. He no longer has Missy as a partner, so I'm sure he is celebrating a touch, on the inside.

Ronald seems to be more active in the IMs than his confessionals, which takes off some marks for me, but he really is set up in a great position right now. He's super UTR, but at the same time nobody is mentioning his name as a serious target anymore either, and he's slowly rising as someone with agency and sway. He will be a merge star, just you wait. He's the 5th douchebro :pop:

Sherri has the idol which isn't news, but it's still something worth noting. Actually, she also has another since that partner went home. One expires this very round, and one expires at F10. I don't know if she'll play both, but it's good to always have in your pocket. She might be able to try some unique things with them if she wants, but I feel that Sherri isn't someone to make big moves just for the sake of being flashy if that flashiness will give her unwanted attention, and doing an idol play that doesn't have too many pros over cons is something you don't want, if you are able to just souvenir the idol instead. Sherri might have some dodging to do with Liz here and there, but she might make it out alive during merge. If she can survive the first few rounds, she might make it really far in I think!

Stephannie talks a lot in her confessionals and just the board in general which I applaud her for. Once merge hits, she might want to go back with Tai, and I guess by extension Hope since they both like him. I wonder if any shenanigans could go off of that. 2N still really is against Liz, and I have a feeling that unless something big happens, she'll be the trigger for a Liz vote. She would definitely take a great pleasure in voting Liz out, so that is someone Liz has to be really careful of. I am unsure of how much agency Stephannie has, but I think she's pretty well liked by most people, so she may not have too much trouble swaying people to target Liz if she wants. We'll see what happens. Assuming the reverse isn't true where Liz can get people to target 2N, I think Stephannie will actually make it far in merge since her name isn't really brought up by a lot of people as a target or a backup.

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I'm beat after writing all this...

You know... I'm wondering who will win Fan Favourite and the Valentine Award. FF is kind of easy, it's just moreso a tossup between several people. I think it will be similar to a John from Tanzania; sadly I don't think we'll get a Garrett situation where it is a pre-juror. Valentine is harder, since that's basically the "love to hate" or villain award, and I have yet to see anyone fill that role adequately if I'm gonna be honest. Well, whoever it is, I'm sure they'll be a nice addition to our club.

One day we will have enough players for a Stranded with Valentines season :heart: :devil:
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Dean wrote: Thu Feb 11, 2021 1:12:42 pm Yeah I'm super excited for Michael, he's great
Speaking of him, can't believe he culturally appropriated Shamwow's "stay tuned" smh. Don't take away the one thing that man had.

Glad he's showing off more and more in his confessional, and also being creative about it. However I gotta say, if he really called that the "whisper panic of 2021"... homeboy wouldn't know what to do during most of Tanzania where it got WILD. And maybe merge boot will be chaotic too. Other TC's might be more crazy whether Michael plans it or not! And whether it does or doesn't, I'm here for it.
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Chelsea wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 10:34:24 am“Daily”
You want some deep dickin's Chelsea? Gonna get chaffed real quick.

I'll restart this soon though. Gotta get prepped by listening to podcasts again and re-reading all the confessionals.
 

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AND WE'RE BACK EVERYONE!

Feb 22: Just one more turn!...

Sorry about that blackout folks! You know, journalism sure is on a downward spiral throughout the industry, but here at DDDD, we strive to be part of the solution to that and not part of the cause. That is, unless it is a cause worthy getting behind, like cause for revival of this!

We are currently in the jury late-merge phase. There is roughly only one more week left of gameplay! This is the F7 everyone! There are bound to be some dicks out there doing both suckering others and maybe even some getting sucked, but hey, that's what we're here for. Sadly, we missed reporting on some fundamental moments. Big thing are the current new jury! Ronald got out first, and several hours ago we said goodbye to Shamwow! He was one of the bigger goats in the game, and probably the biggest one after Aurora was voted out as well. It makes for a unique F7 since everyone left is a pretty big player in some fashion. I personally feel Hope and Jessica aren't as big of players to be honest, but we will see what happens.

One thing that I, along with many lurkers I presume, enjoy is the fact that many of the favoured newbies are still in the top row. Congrats! We got Michael, Alexis, Sherri, and Matt, which is what I call the newbie quartet. Ever since Day 1- hell, even pre-season, one of those 4 fuckers was in any lurker's top favourites in every category, so the fact that all 4 are still with us today is very rewarding. Not to mention, if we speak in basic statistics, it is likely that one of them will win since it is 4/7. However, most are among some of the biggest targets left, so we will see what can happen with that. Stephannie is another player that I think would be a wonderful winner, and she could potentially skate by to the finale and would be able to hold her ground against some of these strong newbies.

The thing that is most exciting is that we are due for a wonderful F3 no matter what, since Aurora and Shamwow, the two more well known goats and easy people to win against at F3, left the game back to back.

That leaves Jessica as the biggest potential for a goat, but I don't think she's a 100% goat. She is a goat if you have to pick someone to label as a goat out of these 7 people remaining, but I think she's proven through actions and words that she isn't a goat as a player. However, the battle for Jessica from here on out, is to recognize what she has done that was truly of her own action and not as a follower, and plans she correctly thought of and executed. She's had much difficulty in the past with being called a goat or a floater by juries in F3's of other ORGs she has played, so that might do her in mentally. One thing that will definitely hurt Jessica is that most of what is good on her resume comes from the pre-merge part of the game, and pre-merge things tend to be footnotes for a good FTC speech. At least, try and spread it out. Don't try and keep repeating game moves you did in pre-merge in order to win. coughkaracough.

I will take this sentence and moment of silence to remember my winner pick. RIP. Elizabeth did good, we salute her!

Let's take a moment to see what other things we can talk about for the current jury... well, due to the size and also who is on the jury, honestly the jury is where the party is going on. Elizabeth and Ronald got together, who knew weed could bring others such closer together. Tai and Allie are super quiet on the jury, but Rocker and Elizabeth made things spice up. Rocker got bombarded quite a bit there, but he's handling it like a champ. Shoutout to exposing Jess' pregaming there, lmfao. He deserves more credit IMO, and things nowadays seem to be more smoothed over. Aurora also got a bit of sharpness here and there, but it wasn't as bad as Rocker got it. Shamwow got on the jury today and we seemed to have an actual fight of Ronald VS Shamwow. Who was in the right and who was in the wrong? I don't give a fuck, that was fun to watch. Ronald is definitely a man after my heart; a douchebro with the vocabulary of Liz? Yes please. Maaaaaaybe he went just a tiny bit too far but honestly I don't think it was too bad. I think it's moreso the fact that Shamwow got triggered so much at being called a goat, like dude... it's true, and even then, who gives a fuck whether you were or not, just ignore Ronald and speak with the other jurors or just remain at peace. Fucking bald ass goat ass simp motherfucking ass. To put it to rest, I feel that both of those guys overreacted to each other. Shamwow overreacted to being called a goat, Ronald overreacted in the way he went after him too harshly.

So, let us give a brief overview of the players left if I haven't discussed them yet. I don't think they will be big paragraphs or analysis or anything since it is 6:30 AM at the moment of writing this sentence. So I am tired and just want to sleep but I'm also close to writing that I may as well just submit. Tomorrow is where I will do much more in-depth things. Maybe I'll even make this blog like my confessional where I just write every fucking thing I can imagine.

... Actually, nevermind, I took a look at like 3 confessionals to prep me to type it out, and it is now already 6:50. Fuck this I need some damm sleep.

I will end this on the note that over the past week, Michael is slowly turning into a villain. Well, a lot of people have in a way, but I absolutely love the lengths Michael is going to to do so, and especially love that he is embracing that role. #Relatable

I just love watching this guy play so much. Day 1 fan FTW :heart: The fact that he is just going an "anti-villain" route as he calls it though too!? I swear to fuck, Michael is someone from the lurker server who wants to impress me. He already has. Since Liz is gone, I think it's safe to say that he is the one I am rooting for most to win now.
 

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I'm making my own list right now, which isn't based on the FF/POTY survey. This isn't a like/dislike list nor a best strategist list. This is my winner pick tier list as of F7. Sorry there's no visual; I would have made one if not super fucking late as it is. I just wanted to make this super quick based on my feelings for everyone here. It takes into account likeability, their game strategies, entertainment they bring or cause in one way or another, and in general just how well I think they would represent the season.

S Tier:
- Michael

A Tier:
- Alexis
- Sherri
- Stephannie

B Tier:
- Matt
- Hope
- Jessica

Honestly, the first five listed would be well deserving winners, and I don't know much about a tier list of Stranded winners on who was good and/or deserved it, but I think it's safe to say one of those five would be in the upper half of amazing Stranded winners if they won Tuamotus. Hope and Jessica is interesting still because I don't think they'd be horrible winners either actually, but they would be more mediocre in comparison. They sort of have their own unique story arcs that don't fit into the top five here, so if they managed to pull a win, it would be incredible. Hope going from first boot to potential winner is always an incredible underdog tale, and Jessica has been spastic as fuck everywhere and would be wild if she was the one to win after being called a goat by so many.

What I'm trying to say is, I think no matter what happens, Tuamotus will end up with a brilliant, fantastic player to represent this season as a winner.
 

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Feb 25th: We Need More Male Nurses

I really planned to resume daily writings of this blog.

But then my body resumed seizures and bone fractures.

Such is my life. At least its final four so there isn't much to type out anymore. Ponderosa here is becoming wild as fuck, definitely moreso than the Tanz jury. I can't wait to see how they view and roast the remaining players left. I will likely write up something more definitive tomorrow or whenever we get F3, and with that, my own fallen comrades. For now I'll do brief statements on the four left.

Matt: This fucker. Lemme say I still don't see as much hype for him as a character compared to everyone else. He's a social chameleon in IMs, but that isn't super impressive to me. Maybe the fact he's braindead in his confessionals is another reason I'm not catching the Matt train. Either way, can't deny that he has been in a great position for almost the entire game and used his spot well. However, he might be "too Godfrey" now. In that, he played such a good UTR game that some people look at him as an outright floater, even if he explains his moves and strategy. Matt will be someone who will absolutely need a KILLER opening statement and jury answers if he wants to come close to securing a majority of the votes.

Michael: He along with the other newbies left have remained pretty high in lurker's eyes from Day 1. Incredible how all our fave newbie strategists have remained to this point (RIP Alexis). He did get a lot of eyebrow raises however at how he treated Jessica of late, especially with him referring to himself as a gaslighter. Some feel uneasy watching his actions, whereas I can't get enough of it. I don't think there is a lot he can or should do left with that though, so speaking as a villain, he can tone it down a bit now. He really needs to just focus on thinking about the win. If Sherri is out tonight, he stands a great chance of winning easily. If Sherri remains however, that is a huge threat to him winning the game, and he needs to start thinking of points that make him shine in comparison to her. He also can't exude too much arrogance in his FTC persona, or else sensitive people like Reynold might not wike that.

Jessica: The goat that made it in the end. People thought her, Aurora and Shamar were a decent selection to herd, and that 2/3 of them would be at FTC for an easy win. Turns out they'd all go in a row except Jessica! She likely will be brought along easily, and although she'll try, she won't win. I don't think a miracle to win is even possible; I think she needs a technical error on the forum to win. She could compete against Matt for second place though, since the jury really doesn't see his game at the time of writing this.

Sherri: Lurkers seem to think if she doesn't win this final immunity challenge, she loses and goes home. However she has a great comp track record, so we will see if she can get a place in the finale or not. From memory, Ponderosa is very favouring of her, even against some others like Michael or the late 2N. So she might be a definitive win if she gets immunity tonight. But nothing is guaranteed. She along with Michael are one of my two who I'd love to see win personally.
 

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A random moment to appreciate that Shamwow's vote was the only full unanimous one on merge. And he was a fucking goat :crine: :rofl:

Another random moment to appreciate how active Erik has been in the lurker server, he's basically one of us! These people couldn't appreciate him right smfh I'm writing this so Ponderosa and FTC bitches can see in print that he's great
 

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I'd like to nominate Stephannie for the Valentine Award for making the entire Final Three react to a TikTok video.
 

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