[Dean]

ROLL OUT THE CARPET BECAUSE MR. KOWALSKI IS GONNA PUT HIS CONFESSIONAL WRITING ENERGY INTO AN OPINIONATED CRITIQUE BLOG.

This is the first installment of DDDD. My blog is cumming to you in 4D baby. I'm all about writing essays of endless rambling that make no sense, so why not do it here? Everyday I'll be dickin' around writing shit, and it'll be deep. It has the word "Daily" in it, and I intend to keep it that way. I know I did not start Day 1, but once this gets published, it'll start to be daily absolutely. I might write more than one entry a day if suitable, but! There is only so much ink that the press can handle! Still, I wrote a ton of shit and I have a reputation to uphold as one of Stranded's top writers!
(There may or may not be bias as the game goes on for me for to like players who write confessionals as I once did... hehe)

But seriously. This is my first time lurking anything from the beginning, and I'm super excited that it is the next season of my first ORG. DDDD promises to take a look at people as is and roast the shit out of them or be the one person praising someone that everyone hates. This will also be my meme dump thread if I see anything. Also will rate them on their level of sexiness. If you're looking for a blog that focuses mainly more for (or only) strategy, and a blog that is non-biased, this one prob ain't it, but I applaud you for sticking around anyway.

So, let's start with this...

Jan 31st: Analysis from pre-game and the first days~

Going from only knowing their apps, to seeing some already take leaps, and alliances beginning to blossom slowly, this cast seems promising for both strategy and for trainwrecks. Since I know the vets better, let us start with my thoughts on them.

Elizabeth is my girl! An obvious bias here but she's fucking great. Lovable and for good reason. She got swapped to the other tribe, which is good for me, since I feel she might be more safe there. She is doing great with the newbies since she can make anyone like her. Not to mention, she has the public immunity idol, so that puts more attention on her. Whether that is good or bad, we will see. Super excited to see my bitch play again, she'll win this!! She currently is in an amazing position with the newbies, and unless something happens drastic, like another swap but it is bad for her, I think she actually has a great chance at making it to the merge like she deserves. She is on top of Buckaroo or whatever that tribe is called. And most important, her meme thread lives on!! The best part. I thought I was doing good shit with my memes on Tanzania, but Liz can make them good and fast. I'm here for it, and I'm super excited to see what she can do!

Miss me with that messy shit. Anyone in a game can get a second chance, but could a cheater really get redemption? And the fact that she called it a "removal scandal" in her app, like fuck off, your podcast was called the cheatercast, you aren't fooling anybody. Hope Liz builds her newbie army to come fuck you up. Also, she wants Garrett gone so now I want her gone even more. #fuckmissy

Stephanie is a sight and makes my eyes sore. She seems to be doing alright for the time being much to my dismay. Also she does video confessionals on fucking vimeo, so no thanks I'm doing fine. I'm not seeing and/or hearing anything. I don't care to follow a losing game anyway.

Two N'd Stephannie (I'll just say UB, which as a Pokemon fan makes me think she's an Ultra Beast but anyway) seems to be doing pretty good as well. Don't know too much about her but I know more about her than I do Wardog or Tai, so I'm still excited for her. She calls the other Steph "Stephanie Dull" so I'm already in love with UB. Not to mention, she writes great confessionals so far and speaks her thoughts so I'm invested. She currently is deciding how to get Dull/Hannah as targets, and if she manages to pull that off, I stan. She also likes Garrett.

Wardog is one of two people I have no clue about pre-season so I can only judge him for the most part off of what else is going on. Alredy am getting a potential justice boner imagining him going pre-merge based on the content in his confessionals. He got a hate boner for Garrett so that's all that matters to me about him. Claims he can be crazy but I've yet to see it. He seems like such a tryhard villain in his confessionals which is annoying. At least, however, he is writing confessionals quite a bit. However, he seems a touch close with Steph Dull which is a no no. Final nail in the coffin for me? Talked about sports. This scoundrel can go back under the bridge now.

Garrett is someone I'd want to root for since he showed great promise in Excursion, even though there was no social aspect for that game. Something like Excursion is perfect for Garrett since there is no fear of getting voted out by someone. Him trying to seek out the idol a lot are things I can respect. However, it isn't looking too hot for him right now, and I only hope that he makes it past the first round. Maybe he should stick to TAR ORGs only since being crazy won't affect him as long as he can be good with challenges. This man is overplaying way too hard, too fast. All these alliances and back-and-forthing, oof. Anyway, at least his confessionals are decent too. I'm gonna miss them when he goes though

Jessica is someone who could go either way. Trust me, she has been training in her eyes for this so hard. We're talking Rocky montage-style training in her mind ever since I blindsided her with the idol home during Tanzania. She's been dreaming of redemption. Thankfully, she so far has proved the host podcast wrong and is not going to be a first boot. If she keeps her cool, she might make it farther than her original placement. And if she wins this thing, the Stranded community will be shaken up that a Discord ORGer won lmfao so that'll be some fun salty shit. Her confessionals are just aight. Could be more. She did call me Brandon though so God Bless

Tai plays fucking Pokemon on his Twitch, I've no choice but to stan. He is one of two vets I have no clue about going into this season as a lurker. I thought he would be relatively quiet. He definitely is the least connected person here, which may or may not be an advantage. He at least is separate from any and all drama. His confessionals need a lot more work though, they are nowhere near sufficient enough. He recently was caught lying without purpose so that's a huge wrench already in his game.

John Rocker is always a very interesting character to talk about. Sometimes he's just weird, sometimes he's lovable. Because of other faves and hates I have on the cast, he's actually found himself in the middle for me, even though on the outside I enjoy him. In the game however, he is slowly aligning himself with those I'm not a fan of and targeting those I am rooting for, so that is something to look out for. I have a feeling I might have a mixed game opinion of JR. Not to mention, people are taking note that he isn't online as much, and when you're this early in the game, you never want to be noticed as someone who is less active than others. He is a LEGENDARY writer, so I am saddened that he isn't writing more frequently in his confessionals.

Jed is Canadian and I swear to fuck I always forget that about him. Mainly because I forget about Jed. He posts sometimes in the main Stranded Discord and he has that other cat-wearing-a-hat PFP besides Poody. Other than that, no idea really who this bitch is. On the podcast most thought that he'd make it far and is the least crazy out of the bunch. The latter is definitely true, although in the last little while, he may not be in the clearing immediately for merge just yet. I am unsure of what to think of him, there doesn't seem like too much personality. Which, of course, is what I'm here for. Whether I hate you or love you, when it comes to ORGs I love personalities. He needs to get one. However, he did shit-talk Missy in his confessional so that's a bonus from me. His confessionals are adequate.

Aurora seems in a relatively healthy spot which I like for my bro from Excursion! Even if she played the less sexy bro, haha. I hope she doesn't bond with Steph too much about lesbianismry since that'd be a darn shame. She wrote in her confessional she doesn't trust her, so that's nice. Speaking of confessionals, they'd be swell if she did them just a little bit more. Also, they could chill with the different colours. But I definitely like how being a Broski has passed onto her confessionals. You see Danni, your game had a legacy, don't be too ashamed of it!

Hannah is psycho. The way she goes on about how looking at post count is weird, and things like Garrett looking at people using the PMs in the "Who's Online" stuff... yeah she definitely hated me for that and more obvious things in Tanzania. You know, as someone new to Stranded and ORGs, it really is interesting seeing a host play so differently from how their normal personality is, since it doesn't seem like this. I'm sure Hannah the person is fine, but Hannah the player? Gag. Pass.



(Also disclaimer, I'm writing this in the wee hours of the morning so nothing I say makes sense anyway I reckon. There is no order btw except when I remembered them.) So, the veterans are crazy. I just hate that M*ssy is here since it really does seem like she was brought back just to make Liz tick and give us a crazy fight before the first boot, and they're not even on the same tribe anymore, so she shouldn't be here IMO. And of course smarter vets will keep her around since she is a target and also isolated. Still, that might give us Tanzanians some sweet sense of euphoria when Liz gets her newbie army to finally kill off Missy, but will it be worth the wait? Seeing Liz say "oh you cunt scab" is already something I'm getting tattooed to my ass since I love Liz' creative vulgarity, but I know Liz will also be pissed off if she personally does not get the ability to kill off Missy. Godspeed I say. Speaking of God, let's talk about the newbies now. Of course, we have to talk about the most unique personality on the newbie side:



Brandon is... Brandon. Wow, this was casting gold. And unless he was planning this schtick for over a year now, he is the real deal. A huge fan favourite of the lurkers so far, we are all rooting that he makes it past first boot so we get just a little bit more of his antics. God bless. For him, it appears that being an initial target has faded away, and now he might slip by for another round, as his tribe is looking to possibly target Reynold or Laura. Brandon not being the first boot might be one of the biggest shocks of the season so far! Additionally, he has amazing confessionals worthy of being entertaining, so I definitely look forward to more Brandon! However in his application he wrote "I'd have watched more but I prefer my anime dubbed instead of subbed." which first of all, gross. Secondly, I think he was talking about a South Korean show for this

Eddie has a lot of spelling mistakes, and also says bro a lot. I don't feel he's particularly too bad, but he has definitely earned the spot of being a target of the vet tribe, which would be a shame especially if he went home with a public idol. He definitely isn't hitting much sweetspots with the rest of the vets on his new tribe, and hopefully, he doesn't become a first boot person with an idol in his pocket I would be sad for him then. I'm just not sure on who else would fit his place as a target besides someone like Garrett. Even if Eddie isn't the first boot, I'm not sure what he can do in the meantime to save himself. Also, his confessionals are a bit poop. However, he is ESL and in a very opposite time zone from everyone else, so hopefully that won't disadvantage him too much. He seems like a good kid. Lol, me saying kid, yet Eddie is among the oldest players Stranded has.

Sherri is someone who writes lengthy confessionals!!! And she is good with Elizabeth!! This girl is definitely one of my newbie hopefuls. She seems like a really great thinker, and I see a bit of myself in her with both her app and how she carries herself. Well, at least Week 1 Dean. I hope she has a wonderful Stranded experience. Plus she's an Aussie-born Canuck now! I can drink to that. For some reason I don't have a lot to write about Sherri, other than the fact that I like her a lot.

Reynold has inactive days and active days. I hope the latter becomes more common. Especially since he wasn't planned to be one of the main targets for the first boot, but now he is, mostly due to his inactivity. It's a shame, since me and Aaron have decided he was an honourary douchebro. I wonder how well Reynold would have done on Tanzania. Also, inactivity comes with minimal confessionals which I am not too big on. I hope he isn't the first boot, because anyone who lists Dick Donato as one of their Top 3 "who are you like" people is someone I will ALWAYS be invested in. #SaveTheTuamotusDouchebro

Erik likes fucking Charizard as the best starter Pokemon. Erik is a basic ass casual with no taste at all. Fuckers like him are why Game Freak shoves Charizard down our throats harder than Doms at Steamworks. Also he sucks at making confessionals so I'm not too big on Erik myself. Keeping an Excel sheet of all your lies however is pretty impressive I'll admit, so I will still keep an eye on him. At least he isn't in Elizabeth's alliance so he might be out early. Who knows though, maybe he'll impress me or not.

Hope gives me no hope. This bitch fights in TikTok comments? Already a lost cause, we can move onto the next. But, I'll keep talking, since apparently she has a fan club. I think Hope is gonna be the main newbie that I hate who the mainstream lurkers love. She gives me massive SJW vibes which is gross as fuck. She used the word "narc" in her application; I would have loved to see her play with Tanzania Dan. As Erik stated, posting a picture of her cat definitely gives her social currency. Walking her cat is quite interesting. Nothing about strategy; just pretty interesting and I can appreciate that. One thing I will give Hope is that she writes a lot on her mind in confessionals, and I can appreciate that.

Michael is probably the #1 fan favourite to win this game, and I don't blame anyone for thinking this way. I think he will do incredibly well, and he shows massive amounts of promise. Not to mention, his confessionals too, and the way he just writes whatever he is thinking in them!? I love Michael so much. Additionally, he is with Elizabeth and Alexis, which I think is an incredible trio. He is discovering so much on the forum as well as with people, how can you not love him? He is banking on Alexis as his #1 I think. Once this boy betrays Liz I'll have to cut him up but it isn't anytime soon, so we're cool. Lastly, he said fuck off to StrandedCoin, so I'd like to say, that on all levels except physical I am a Michael stan. And the fact that Michael did things like research on the vets he is playing with, and he listened to all the Stranded podcasts? This man is literally me.

Laura... you know, after reading her confessionals, she seems like such a sweet person, I really hope she doesn't take it too hard if she is the first boot. However, just from other people on her tribe, they are either bigger characters than she is and/or bigger strategists than she is. If she was on a normal season I may root for her, but when the amount of newbies are in a smaller pool, I have no choice but to say it: I hope she goes home first boot for the newbie tribe.

Shamar is within that 6 person alliance on the newbie tribe, but for some reason, I haven't really read much into him or about him. Let's see what he's capable of. I really got hardly anything to say. He's an athletic rugby coach so that makes me grossed out (even though Rugby players are fucking hot) but then he says he got a history degree so maybe we can nerd out about history once he makes it on the outside. His confessionals are decent.

Matt has good confessionals and writing and thinking; I wish he just wrote more of it. In his first confessional, he answered that he was "flirty" so I got my showmance goggles on him, although really, nothing could beat me and Alison. We got a damm Strandie for it. I think Matt is definitely going to make merge and make it far in merge. Especially since he is a part of the Liz 6.

Allie is really focused on Reynold getting out, so she definitely will be one of the vote going to him and not Laura. Allie has AMAZING confessionals, full of length and text Plus she's French Canadian too! C'est la vie~ Anyway, she seems to have a good enough grip and handle on things. She seems close to Elizabeth, which is interesting since Allie is not considered a part of the 6, so things could get interesting for Allie if Laura is indeed the vote. And by interesting, I mean likely bad. I really hope Allie isn't a pre-juror. Although if she comes to the lurker server we could try the french avec each other.

Alexis is definitely amazing. It's hard to go against the grain for a favourite, but really, her and Michael are just incredible in terms of entertainment and strategy and level of activity; what more could you ask for? However... if she makes merge (and I suspect she will have no problem making merge) she will fucking HATE some of these vets. Like, y'all, imagine if she was swapped to the other tribe instead of Eddie!? She would go mental dealing with those personalities. Also, I can tell she's an NDIM player by... how she carries herself. Not in the game, but on a personal level. She also has decent confessionals, AND some actual good video confessionals that aren't hosted on Vimeo! Her and Michael are a power duo. However, does everyone want an easy steamroll? That's what will be exciting to find out as we watch their journey on Stranded.

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So, this is finally done being written. I apologize to the last several entries/newbies, I kind of just lost motivation to really write more. It is currently 7:20 AM and I did not wake up to write this: I am still going on last night, and the sun is barely rising. I wanted to write this while nobody was online though, since some bitches change things on the spot and I don't want to re-edit anything at the moment as I write it. I assure you other chapters and days will be much more smoother and done. Good day to those who wake up on the last day of January!

Maybe tomorrow I'll focus on making memes of these people. Maybe give every person at least one meme to their name before Tribal Council. Should be easy enough! Good luck and cheers to a great season hopefully!

(if you read this entire thing wanting good analysis about strategies still: I don't know who you are, and I love you, but you need help.)

[Kara]

What a blog title, we have to stan

[Dean]

I actually spent longer on thinking of a title with D alliteration than I did making the banner (which was inspired to do after I saw yours btw )

[Dean]

Hotdog just put in a pre-vote for Eddie. Probably he is projecting because he gets no hits on his hookup apps. I bet Hotdog is the kind of guy on Grindr who sends "??????" two minutes after saying "hi" and expecting a reply and then gets pissed off if someone doesn't respond to him within 5 minutes and insults them out of the blue.

Why am I complaining though, he isn't voting for Garrett even though he doesn't like him.

[Jeff Probst]

Hotdog? You mean Warrot?

[Dean]

I don't have licensing rights to refer to him as that name. Copyright is a bitch.

For the newbies, since Erik hasn't shown up since biblical times for some reason, he is about to end up as the new target. The target went from Brandon to Laura/Reynold and now Erik is a big contender. Amazing.

For the flops, I can't believe Garrett is planning to blindside Jessica this early, as early as the next round. My dude, you're gonna give her some major war flashbacks and trauma if you pull that off, you don't have to follow in my footsteps. Not to mention, Jessica will FREAK the fuck out if she ever learns she is ever the target of a blindside, and you will become her #1 target more than you already are. You will make her go mental in her current ORG headspace. At least had a reason for targeting Jessica on Tanz. I don't really see a motive with Garrett going after Jess suddenly. Maybe he wants more love from me and thinks this will get it. I'm egotistical so I'm gonna assume yes. But more realistically, the motive is Garrett being Garrett.

[Kara]

I don't have licensing rights to refer to him as that name. Copyright is a bitch.

For the newbies, since Erik hasn't shown up since biblical times for some reason, he is about to end up as the new target. The target went from Brandon to Laura/Reynold and now Erik is a big contender. Amazing.

For the flops, I can't believe Garrett is planning to blindside Jessica this early, as early as the next round. My dude, you're gonna give her some major war flashbacks and trauma if you pull that off, you don't have to follow in my footsteps. Not to mention, Jessica will FREAK the fuck out if she ever learns she is ever the target of a blindside, and you will become her #1 target more than you already are. You will make her go mental in her current ORG headspace. At least had a reason for targeting Jessica on Tanz. I don't really see a motive with Garrett going after Jess suddenly. Maybe he wants more love from me and thinks this will get it. I'm egotistical so I'm gonna assume yes. But more realistically, the motive is Garrett being Garrett.

Garrett vying for Deanies love i ship

[Loveita Adams]

I don't really see a motive with Garrett going after Jess suddenly.

TBF, she is actively targeting him this round. I think that's a pretty good reason to go after her, even if he just "has a feeling" right now and doesn't know the true extent. He will if he survives this.

[Dean]

I don't really see a motive with Garrett going after Jess suddenly.

TBF, she is actively targeting him this round. I think that's a pretty good reason to go after her, even if he just "has a feeling" right now and doesn't know the true extent. He will if he survives this.

Yes she already is heavily on board with getting him out, but he really does not fully know how much she is. Jess will likely keep targeting him until a swap, and maybe after still. And I don't think Garrett at the moment realizes the intensity. Also just not sure how he plans to go for a blindside specifically in a way that can realistically work.

[Dean]

Aurora and Dull's IM's.

That's it that's the tweet.

[Dean]

Feb 1st: Farewell to Garrett and Erik!

First of all, I am DISGUSTED that Missy used a Nikki Grahame gif in the Drop Your Buffs thread, page 4, because I had to like it. The gif of my favourite BB player ever, Nikki, saying her most iconic quote? Even though it was posted by the cheater? I have no choice but to like that comment. My love for Nikki triumphs over any hate, even for Missy.

Secondly, not John Rocker referencing me and Alison's sexts from last season on the same page of that thread:



I so wish a newbie asked Rocker in that moment what he meant by that, lmfao. I've infected this community. He got some brownie points from me for that.

So, tonight... Garrett I'm so sad about. One small error caused his downfall, and it was due to him voting for Missy and not Eddie. He's probably more upset by it than I am, so I won't drag on it too much. He's an amazing person, and will remain as such <3 Having said that I want to slap him for voting Missy and not Eddie like how Julie Chen slapped Marcellus.

Erik, now I'm assuming that anyone who is a first boot is not a happy camper and I can't fathom what that must be like to be in that spot, but it has to be someone. And unfortunately (or fortunately for us lurkers) there are no inactives for the most part around. We weren't rooting for Erik to leave, moreso that we just wanted Brandon to stay because he's endearing in the fucked-up crazy way. And for me personally, I hoped Reynold stayed one more round as well. Don't worry too much though Erik. Tobogganing and sledding are way more fun than Stranded could ever be.

So, this partners twist is pretty interesting. I don't know how it works on Survivor, but lemme tell you, on Big Brother it sucks unwashed ass. BB9 and BB13 are among the worst seasons ever made, even though BB9 is actually my biggest guilty pleasure season and I rank it higher than BB13, which is my personal second-place for worst BB season ever. Anyway not to get off topic, I'm sure the folks at Stranded here know what they're doing and that this twist will work. Plus, it's nothing too game-breaking or anything and just gives a nice lil idol necklace to the last remaining duo. Let's get to analyzing these bitches and potential for the partners as well as how sexy their ship would be as a showmance:


Alexis and Elizabeth: Both had time to get to know each other, and they got pretty close 1 on 1 I think, but are also in that big 6 person alliance. I think this is a terrific partnership, and both of them will do amazing together. I think they trust each other relatively well, and since Liz also has the public idol, there are many things that they could try to do together and can feed each other information. They just have to be careful about trying to not be too big a social threat. As for what kind of showmance these two would have... well, I know Elizabeth really great, and apparently Winston knows Alexis pretty great, so if me and Winston are anything to go by, these two would have the most loving showmance ever

Allie and Aurora: Allie saying to Aurora "I wanna relate to some challenge badass like Aurora ;)" and I'm like oh honey, you did not see how Tanner 2 performed on Excursion But I applaud you for being kind. Allie already did her confessional for Episode 2, and you know how much I love writing in those as soon as they come up, so Allie is getting up in my ranks. These two as a showmance... well is Allie lesbionic? These two could have potential.

Brandon and Rocker: Holy shit. This is fucking gold. Two different kinds of crazy being paired up. Brandon and Rocker together? I hope they have many conversations, this has some great potential for amazing convos. They're just so different from each other, but "crazy" is an adjective you could give to both of them. If they were a ship it would definitely be the Titanic, and I would ship that so hard.

Eddie and 2N: The other duo who has the public idol. However, they are less competent than Alexis and Liz are together IMO since Eddie is just so... new. UB seems like she could try to coach Eddie however, so I have faith that she might be able to utilize him for her benefit, if she knows which strings to pull. For a showmance they would probably be the typical "one ditzy and one level headed" couple. Although Eddie isn't ditzy, he just is different.

Hope and Hannah: For some reason I think these two will get along well. Not sure why, but I do. Hannah certainly is more bold than I've encountered her to be outside of the game, and I think Hope can appreciate that level of brashness. Hannah I think will be beneficial to Hope's game, since she might be able to get dirt on some of the newbies that Hope didn't realize, since Hope was left in the dark for a while. Now for a showmance, I'm thinking these two are DEFINITELY a couple that you would see featured on r/SapphoAndHerFriend a lot.

Laura and Tai: Honestly, I have no clue. I don't know much about either of these two. Not to throw the overused F word around, but they seem like floaters. If they were a ship it would just be some inflatable inner tube that they barely hold onto as bigger ships come into the forefront.

Matt and Missy: I'm so sorry Matt. Well, Matt is unfortunately one of the 6 vets who Liz is grooming to be in her army, and Missy is Liz' #1 target. I know Liz; she would be satisfied with any placement in the game as long as she gets Missy the fuck out and can make merge. In that order. (Of course we want her to win but anyway) So there comes a question about whether Matt will either try to break off from the alliance, be loyal to Liz and the rest and betray Missy, or try to be a rat. We shall see. I'd rather not make Matt be showmance'd with that so we'll move on.

Michael and Jessica: Now as Jess' friend and as a basic-bitch fan of Michael, I'm happy these two are together. Can I just be a total asshole and laugh at Michael though for a second? He really wanted to save Erik that much. Oh boy. Is he really an ORG player if that got him emotional? He is in for a RIDE either way. Jessica pointed out that Michael listened to all of the Tanz podcasts, so I wonder if she'll tell her story to him. Maybe I'll get a cameo in their IM's, that'd be lovely. If they were a showmance... well, if we look at their differing ORG histories, then... yeah.

Reynold and Jed: These two might connect? Maybe they won't connect. I'm not totally sure. I sense that if they really wanted to, they could be a mini-douchebro duo, but nothing like the original WOB on Tanz. Jed would definitely lead the strategy here, and even though he is glad it wasn't Eddie, Reynold isn't that much better for activity. At least, in the meantime. If they were a showmance they'd 100% be that "str8 bro" fantasy in gay porn. I'd watch.

Shamar and Wardog: Shamwow and Hotdog are not a duo I was expecting. And first of all, what the fuck is "biscuits and gravy" and why do they go together, Wardog? That just makes no sense to me. Maybe he's from the boonies and got those weird expressions. Anyway I don't know why I'm mean to him but I am and I feel validated. Maybe cuz I think he could take a beating. Shamar wants to be surrounded by girl aliases which I mean, you do you since I'd prob do that for guy aliases. These two would be weird as a showmance. Definitely do NOT ship these two together at all.

Sherri and 1N: The fact that Steph Dull's confessional vid got cut off at the end mid-sentence anyway putting my petty side away, they could have potential to work close. If you don't know Steph at first she can be friendly when need be in the public eye. She could make a connection with Sherri to share things, and depending on how relationships with other people go, this could go over pretty interestingly. As for a showmance? Sherri is a girl so Steph would of course wanna touch meat flaps together.

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Now let's get a good look at the new tribes:

Puke:
The fact that all of Liz' people are on this tribe are good since she could give orders through Alexis. But I imagine she'll want to forge her own path as well. Michael is in a good spot still, since Alexis and Matt are on this tribe together who he is close with. Alexis is lucky that she didn't get the more crazier vets on her tribe or she might get an anneurysm. Rocker could be in trouble though I feel. Hannah too if she says the wrong thing to Alexis. This tribe has, for strategy, the better newbies and the better veterans, so this is the tribe to really watch if you wanna see some gameplay.

Otto Pet:
The elephant in the room: Liz and Missy are back on the same tribe again. However, Liz doesn't have her newbie army to back her up. Not a single one from the 6 besides herself. If she really wants to target Missy, she'll have to put in work with a couple new newbies as well as old vets, who have all a bit more connection to Missy now. I think she could flip the script if need be though. Let's hope that none of the non-Eddie newbies try to spread anything anti-Liz. This tribe seems like it could be the more messy out of the two, although maybe not as messy as previous tribes. I wonder if Brandon will start reading a bible passage in the tribe chat right in the middle of Liz calling Missy a cunt scab.

Honestly, both tribes seem pretty decent. I think it was a pretty good mixture. RNGesus blessed us.

[Dean]

oh my lord I don't know 2N a lot but she funny when she wants to be.

like who is UB and why doesn't she come on the server more often lmfao, I'm liking her a lot more with each passing day.

[Chelsea]

Laura and Tai: Honestly, I have no clue. I don't know much about either of these two. Not to throw the overused F word around, but they seem like floaters. If they were a ship it would just be some inflatable inner tube that they barely hold onto as bigger ships come into the forefront.

You keep my favorite newbie’s name out of your fucking mouth

[Dean]

Laura and Tai: Honestly, I have no clue. I don't know much about either of these two. Not to throw the overused F word around, but they seem like floaters. If they were a ship it would just be some inflatable inner tube that they barely hold onto as bigger ships come into the forefront.

You keep my favorite newbie’s name out of your fucking mouth

I bet Laura's a fucking prude like you

[Chelsea]

Laura and Tai: Honestly, I have no clue. I don't know much about either of these two. Not to throw the overused F word around, but they seem like floaters. If they were a ship it would just be some inflatable inner tube that they barely hold onto as bigger ships come into the forefront.

You keep my favorite newbie’s name out of your fucking mouth

I bet Laura's a fucking prude like you

I bet so is pastor Brandon so you can fuck right off.

God bless :-)

[Dean]

You keep my favorite newbie’s name out of your fucking mouth

I bet Laura's a fucking prude like you

I bet so is pastor Brandon so you can fuck right off.

God bless :-)

There are prudes and then there is Him so don't take Brandon's name in vain.

God bless

[Dean]

Update: I am informed that it is not WD who has weird slang, but apparently all yanks don't know what a fucking biscuit is.

They're cookies. More at 11.

Liz working with Missy but still hating her is valid and I can't wait for the end of that alliance. Excited and blessed she gave us a video confessional, did not expect that!

[Dean]

Funny as hell that nobody loves Eddie if he somehow is the second boot then he'll get lots of love in the lurker server

[Dean]

I was impressed with how heartless Dean was to Allison. I do feel like I took a page out of Dean's book when dealing with religion and Brandon.

This is slander, I would never talk about Brandon in any bad way. God bless :-)

Honestly I just find it endearing that Michael looks so highly on Tanz pre-merge people. Quite excited to see him post-game for some talks and antics.

[Dean]

Alexis is absolutely my Number 1. Lets just hope she sees me as the same.

RIP Shamwow