- Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:08:24 pm
#55643
I will make a formal confessional soon, yada yada, but I'm sorry I just need to take this moment to comment on the KEURIG KING:
King? This dude sounds a goddamn Nigerian Prince. I'm not giving you immunity and I am not giving you my credit card number.
I appreciate this person trying to stir the pot immediately, but it's coming across as some poorly-executed 4D chess.
"Since this is anonymous, I’ll introduce myself at swap as 'The Keurig King', so you know who you’re dealing with.LMFUCKINGAO.
I know this seems too good to be true - a member of the opposing tribe already offering to be a mole before this even starts, but just wait, I want something in return.
I want you to throw at least two challenges. This is a huge favor to ask, I’m well aware, but keep in mind what I said about Tanzanians. I 1000% guarantee we’ll be voted off first. Any challenges you can throw will give me a higher chance to survive, and you a higher chance to receive complete info at swap. So, I’m asking you to throw out two players - probably inactives - and in return you’ll get the widest wealth of knowledge that any tribe has received in Stranded history. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.
Signed, The Keurig King"
King? This dude sounds a goddamn Nigerian Prince. I'm not giving you immunity and I am not giving you my credit card number.
I appreciate this person trying to stir the pot immediately, but it's coming across as some poorly-executed 4D chess.